40+ Funny Signs That Vary In Usefulness But Are Consistently Hilarious

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    NAUGHTY CAT CAFE Suite 100 OPEN NOT STRIP CLUB
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    UH OH! Yes, the glass is cracked, but it's still strong enough to withstand the strength of our bears. Two inches thick, and several hundred pounds, this glass is made of several layers and is designed to splinter, not shatter. We'll be replacing it soon! CONSERVATION SOCIETY OF CALIFORNIA OAKLAND ZO
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    Crematorium NEW M McCrispy 100% chicken breast fillet A new favourite, here to stay
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    El Arroyo ELEVATOR MUSIC BOTHERS ME ON SO MANY LEVELS Austin
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    you're making yourself miserable again. stop that.
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    Hi SURPRISE HER RAMON FORGE
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    This sign could apply to being born DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE A A DANGER DANGER NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE DYING
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    WET TAR KEEP OFFI
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    JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CARRIES IT WELL, DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T HEAVY. theopeninvite
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    No Context Brits @NoContextBrits Is that a threat? You're next 11:43 AM - 3/5/22 Twitter for iPhone Coin Exchan
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    dan hett @danhett I might go to both of these FRIERN BARNET ROYAL BRITISH LEGION 020 8211 9888 Combat Loneliness here-Monday Wednesday, Friday- 12.00 4pm. Mob adable
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    When the episode ends on a massive cliff-hanger and you need to sleep but the next episode is already buffering in to play STOP
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    *an unexpected stimulus occurs* Me: ok brain, we can't panic, we have a lot to do. We have to stay focused. My brain: Emotional Entry Sid void 避難はしご PANIC CAREFULLY
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    Cheezburger Image 10384057600
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    WANTED: to BORROW an orange cat Wanted: to BORROW an orange cat for 24-48 hours, to have a lasagna dinner with Garfield- loving 4-year-old and 2-year-old children. Will return cat happy and cared for. Cat will not be required to eat lasagna if contraindicated. Please. No feral cats. And please take your cat back at the end. Not looking to adopt. Thank you, An increasingly desperate (but not crazy) mom- of-two with no friends that own orange cats.
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    Out here trying to decide which path to take in Life... RIGHT LEFT LANE LANE CLOSED ENDS V
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    Spits 2.0 @antifatwa Incredible customer service. 3€ Don't touch yourself Ask the Staff. Thank you.. 104b 3,50€
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    Sounds exactly like something a haunted trunk would say. FREE (NOT HAUNTED) FE
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    It's funny to me that they've decided Americans are the only ones who might not realize they're foreigners Foreign Passports Car Passeports étrangers Passe 他国护照
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    Become ungovernable @catsdoingthings PLEASE DO NOT SIT HERE
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    Me looking at my bank balance. WOW 50p
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    DUNKIN' DONUTS UH OH SPICY! PUMPKIN! HAHAHAHA PUMPKIN TASTY
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    FLOWERS PRODUCE EGGS NO, THEY DO NOT.
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    This sign is not appropriate for the hospital PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE COFFEE FALL AGAIN MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO SALTED CARAMEL
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    NO EXIT FROM BURIAL SITE
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    I'm old and I'm tired. Please do not play me.
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    お願い この先は危険ですので、 これ以上前へ行かないよう お願い致します。 The future is dangerous Don't go any further Please. ホテルバーモラル軽井沢 Hotel Balmoral Karuizawa
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    PLEASE DO NOT LEAN ON ME. I AM UNSTABLE
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    Don't say they didn't warn you. ACCIDENTS ARE PROHIBITED ON THIS ROAD 70RCC 38TF
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    Younger me: I can't wait to grow up and earn my own money Me now: IT WILL END IN TEARS
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    NO fear of abandonment, splitting, favorite person, dissociation, impulsive behavior, extreme mood swings, feeling of emptiness, explosive anger b7 R Man, I can't go in there. I've got all that stuff. IC
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    Name's Bond, James Bond. And you are...? @side.dude <--LOST VERY LOST->
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    VES MENT STM M NTO YORLINE POROLA TRIN POWDER-FREE EXAM GLOVES M BUBER FREE EXCE Please remember not to discuss patient information (PHI) unless the Amazon Echo is muted. Thank you.
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    BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED BILL POSTERS IS INNOCENT
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    Anna Jayne @ajlobster I will, for you, Taco Bell TACO BELL Drive Thru TRY ell 11:37 AM 3/9/21 Twitter Web App •
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    M WE ARE CURRENTLY OUT OF BOY TOYS SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE M Filet-O-Fish a 9 Cookie tote 99
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    BIRDS NESTING IN MAILBOX PLEASE PUT ALL MAIL IN PLASTIC BIN TEMPORARILY 10
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    Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 obviously, you'd be a fool not to get two CORNDOG SALE 1-$1.00 OR 2-$2.00 6:52 AM - 6/5/21 Twitter for iPhone
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    master of pup hoods @jackalopeglen put it right into my veins RADIATION ONCOLOGY DUNKIN' DONUTS IV INFUSION THERAPY BUILDING EXIT 4:28 PM - 6/2/21 Twitter for Android :
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    "Sweet CANT Elope mer 2 For 5% OR 2.50 each CANTALOUPES
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    PROPHECY CLASS CANCELLED DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES
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